Sunday, June 24, 2012

Police Release Photo of Peeping Tom Obama



Maryland State Police today released a photo of a local Peeping Tom who's plagued several Baltimore suburbs for over a year.

"He's clever," said Captain Tom Braverman.  "He dresses nice, looks clean-cut, the opposite of your drooling, crazy-eyed, creeping perv.  He looks like an accountant or, maybe, lawyer."

The suspect is described as Hispanic or light-skinned African American, about 50, with short greying hair.

"He's never without his binoculars, the better to catch that open shade or distant backyard.  We are warning women not to sunbathe topless and to close the window whenever you shower.  You may not be alone."

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