President Obama today called for the addition of actor Norman Fell to Mount Rushmore.
"Only Presidents have been allowed up until now and we need to open that to include Americans from all walks of life," Obama explained. "A sitcom star is a good place to start. Who doesn't love Three's Company and the irascible Mr. Roper? There's room for him between Teddy and Abe. Let's fill in that empty spot."
Visitors to Mount Rushmore like the President's idea. "Yup, we like the President's idea," noted Janey Patterson while vacationing with her family. "Usually, I don't like Jews, but Norman Fell deserves this."
The President's plan also won support from TV's Jerry Mathers. "It's about time that actors get recognized and inserted into national monuments. They should add me to the Statue of Liberty or The Alamo. How about it, Mister President?"
White House sources revealed the President will next propose a statue of Lee Majors be built at Old Faithful.
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