Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Michelle Obama "Shattered" By Death of George (Goober) Lindsey



White House sources claim First Lady Michelle Obama remains heartbroken by the death last month of actor George Lindsey who starred for years on TV's "Hee Haw".  Mrs. Obama remans in seclusion and has canceled her public appearances.

"Michelle is shattered by Goober's passing," confided Valerie Jarrett, a senior advisor to President Obama.  "He was not only her favorite actor but a close personal friend.  We're all trying to help Michelle get through the grieving process.  The President even does the 'Goober dance' for her.  It's no use.  She keeps rereading George's book, Goober In A Nutshell, and crying her eyes out."

Staffers worry that the distraught First Lady will be unable to go on the campaign trail this summer.  In between crying jags, Mrs. Obama keeps repeating, "Goober says hey.  Goober says hey."  It was the late actor's catch phrase.

Grief for Goober


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