It's hotter than Megamillions! The chance to chow down with President Obama is pulling in thousands of donors hoping they'll win the contest's grand prize - an all-you-can-eat evening at Sizzler with the President of the United States. Soup included!
The sumptuous cuisine of the mall chain would be enough for most. But imagine eating it with the Commander-In-Chief at your table. You'll be eating the same salad, the same garbanzo beans, the same garlic bread as the President. He won't be in a roped-off VIP section. He won't be hiding behind a phalanx of Secret Service agents ready to take you down. His elbows will rest on the same slightly-dirty table yours are on!
Win and your dinner could look like this:
Or this:
Feeling hungry? Feeling lucky? Well, what are you waiting for? An engraved invitation? That's not happening. Donate.
Betty Russler of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, donated in the hope of meeting the President. "I thought this would be at the White House, you know, fancy," said Mrs. Russler, an unemployed cashier and mother of three. "And maybe Michelle would make me a salad with what she grows in her organic garden. Nah, it's just Sizzler. Same-old same-old. Michelle ain't coming. She'll be off posing with rich folks paying $10,000 for one photo. Oh well. Wish me luck."
Save room for dessert:
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