Casino owner/TV host Donald Trump and First Lady/organic gardener Michelle Obama captured the First Prize in the Hairstylist Institute's Worst Hair of 2012.
"What were they thinking?" asked Blaine Capella, the Institute's President. "Were the lights off? Don't they own a mirror? Was Michelle's hair done by Patti Labelle? Is Trump conditioning with Clorox? Twin fashion disasters. The Donald's two-tone combover and Michelle's fright wig go straight to the Hairdo Hall of Shame. You're both fired."
Mrs. Obama defended her do as a "tribute to my hometown, the Windy City. I see it as my crown. I was visiting that old bitch Queen Elizabeth and had to step up. It is so disrespectful to lump me in with that birther Trump. He's a racist."
"Look, Sapphire, I'm not thrilled to be linked with you," Trump shot back. "You and that Kenyan you're allegedly married to. Where's the marriage license, huh? I've never seen it. I'm a style icon for MBAs the world over. Who looks up to you - welfare queens? Enjoy the White House while you can. My man Mitt's moving in come January."
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