Saturday, June 2, 2012

New Textbook Reveals Every U.S. President Was Black

                                             George Washington Crossing The Delaware



A new American history textbook published by McGraw-Hill reveals startling facts about the forty-four U.S. Presidents - all of them were black.

In his foreword, President Barack Obama wrote, "I'm as surprised as anyone to learn all of our Presidents were black.  Like you, I was taught in school that every President from Washington to W was a white guy.  I now know that my election is part of a proud tradition that stretches back to our Founding Fathers, the black men who invented America.  Right on, Professor Shabazz."

The textbook, available this fall in high schools nationwide, is the work of Dr. Tequan T. Shabazz, Adjunct Professor at the University of Alabama.  Dr. Shabazz did exhaustive research which unearthed new paintings and photographs of the Presidents which prove each was African-American.  The Book's cover (above) shows George Washington crossing the Delaware.  In all other versions, Washington is depicted as white.

                                                             Dr. Tequan T. Shabazz

"I always suspected that the Presidents were black," commented Dr. Shabazz.  "It didn't make no sense that a nation with millions of blacks never produced a President until 2009.  I was able to peel away the lies of two centuries and reveal the truth underneath."

In a joint press conference, Presidents Carter, Clinton, George Bush and son, George W., confessed that  they are black and use a combination of skin bleaching, makeup and wigs to appear white.

"I thought I had to be white to get elected," said President Carter.

"Me, too," agreed President Bush.

President Clinton explained that he, like President Obama, is a mulatto with a black father and white mother.


                                               Unretouched photo of President Lincoln





                                                     President Clinton without makeup


The U.S. Parks Service announced it will be painting Mount Rushmore black.  The Disney Company said the robots in its Hall Of Presidents attraction will be updated "immediately" to reflect the new information.

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