President Enjoys Refreshing Shake While Checking Kill List

                                                                      "Mmmm."

President Obama took a break from deciding who to kill next by going to Cold Stone for a yummy shake.

"Milk & Cookies really hits the spot," Obama sighed.  "Don't want to drink it too fast.  Brain freeze!  Better pick up something for Michelle and the girls or I'll never hear the end of it."

The President carried three waffle cones back to the White House then rejoined advisors.

"Eenie meenie minie moe," Obama joked while shuffling the terrorist baseball cards of the soon-to-die.  "Some get a waffle cone.  Some get a drone."

                                   The President tells First Lady who's on this week's Kill List