Obama Campaign Manager David Axelrod boldly predicted that the President will make a clean sweep of the loony vote come November.
"There's no doubt that we've locked up the crazies, and I'm including the hard-to-handle paranoid-schizophrenics," Axelrod told reporters. "If they're delusional, disconnected from reality, or just plain drooling, they've voting Democratic. They get to vote, too, don't forget. Our grassroots organizers are hitting every nuthouse and group-living facility. Our crackpot database beats anything the opposition can put together."
Insane Obama supporters are being encouraged to "come as you are" when voting on Election Day.
"We want our loonies to feel free to dress as they normally do when coming to the polls," added Axelrod. "Anything goes. Your crown, spacesuit, gorilla costume can and should be worn. Think of it as an extra Halloween."
Special entrances and voting machines are being set aside to accomodate loony voters.
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