First Lady Michelle Obama has filed a lawsuit against the Franklin Mint in a dispute over royalties and alleged breach of contract. The lawsuit was filed today in Washington.
"Those limp-dick motherfuckers at the Franklin Mint messing with the wrong bitch," Mrs. Obama said in a prepared statement. "They promised me an 'elegant, life-like rendering' and they put out this shit? I look like a carnival doll. Knock over three milk bottles and win me. Well, fuck you, Franklin Mint. I'm dragging your sorry ass to court, and I got the Attorney General on my team, bitch."
The lawsuit also accuses the company of not compensating Mrs. Obama per a royalty agreement signed in 2011.
"I'm gettin' paid," said Mrs. Obama. "I ain't playing."
The White House Press Office did not return calls for a comment.
This one may be my favorite.
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