Donald Trump lost to Sheldon Adelson in the 2012 Worst Combover Competition (Billionaire Casino Boss Division).
"I gave it my best shot," conceded Trump. "My combover takes hours to style and freeze in place with hairspray. Nobel Prize winners and NASA consult on the aerodynamics of my do. I spare no expense."
Trump lost to the eighth wealthiest American, the litigious Mr. Adelson, a man we respect above all others.
While accepting the honor, Mr. Adelson also denied rumors that he is Joe Franklin.
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