Gigantic Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, finished his keynote speech at the Republican National Convention, couldn't find the buffet, and ate a delegate instead.
"I panicked," confessed Christie. "I was starving after not eating for fifteen minutes. I wanted to snack during my speech, but Mitt thought it would look bad. I got lost looking for the buffet, grabbed the first piece of meat within reach. That happened to be Harold W. Lund, delegate from South Carolina. I rarely resort to cannibalism, but my stomach got the best of me. I have apologized to Mr. Lund's wife and children. I promise not to do it again."
Governor Christie then made the rounds of the hundreds of food trucks which drove to Tampa at his request.
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