Babies can relax if they meet vice-presidential candidate and bow-hunter Paul Ryan. Apparently, he does not hunt humans. Yet.
"I enjoy killing and eating animals," Ryan said. "I grind them up into sausages. I catch catfish with my bare hands. I want to state categorically for the record that I don't hunt humans. I think about it, of course. What manly huntsman doesn't? I draw the line at people. And barring the total collapse of civilization during Obama's second term, I promise not to shoot persons. So, all those babies I meet on the campaign trail can relax."
Jennifer Alvarez, mother of two-year-old Evan, attended a Ryan appearance in Wichita. "Ryan was nice to Evan, but he had a weird gleam in his eye. Looked like he was sizing Evan up. He asked me how fast Evan can run. I didn't like that."
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