Monday, August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan Laughs At Your Net Worth




Millionaire Paul Ryan laughed at the net worths of passengers on a flight from Cleveland to Charlotte.  Ryan busted a gut during his questioning of those flying coach.

"You're kidding, right?" he asked a teacher.  The teacher shook her head, making Ryan double over.  "Shit.  I'm dying."

"How many trust funds?" the candidate asked.  When no hands went up, Ryan giggled non-stop for nine minutes while holding his fingers in the L shape for loser.

"This is the Loser Cruiser.  Christ, this might as well be a bus through Harlem."

Ryan returned to his seat in First Class, wiping tears and rolling his eyes.




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