Expletive-loving Vice President Joe Biden lashed out today because he has the least hair of the four men running for the White House. He's pretty much bald.
"Goddamn Romney and Ryan. Look at their hair. Now look at mine and try not to throw up. The transplants help, but I'm still shit-out-of-luck. Then there's my wrinkled, jowly puss. How does Romney do it? A bit of hair dye and he looks like Robert Wagner. Christ! Mormon prick."
"And Barack's another lucky son of a bitch. Nice nappy hair, no bald spot. Makes me look even older than McCain. Ya'll have no idea."
Biden finished his tirade with a string of expletives while slapping several babies.
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