Booze, You Lose At Republican Convention

                                                            Not Welcome In Tampa


Officials announced that no alcohol will be served at the upcoming Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida.

"Boozehounds better sober up or stay out of Tampa," warned Mitt Romney.  "I see you staggering on the convention floor, your butt's getting kicked to the curb.  No exceptions.  No BYOB."

The Romney campaign released photos to illustrate what behavior won't be permitted during the convention.  A sample:

                                                       Don't even think of trying this!


                   
                                                  Hey, buddy, stay outta Tampa!


Convention officials will allow hookers.