Ann Romney Publishes "Dressage For Dummies"

                                Local beer guzzlers join Ann to cheer on horses of the rich

Rich lady Ann Romney is going toe-to-toe with Michelle Obama in a battle of the books.  Romney is counterattacking the First Lady's organic gardening book with her own tome, Dressage For Dummies.

"Two can play at this game," snapped the equestrian.  "I'm taking dressage out of the mansions, restricted country clubs, and V.I.P. tents and bringing it to where ordinary slobs are - trailer parks.  Sure the horses cost six figures, but underachievers can watch their wealthy betters indulge our weird fetishes."

"My book also includes useful advice on turning your four-legged friend into a sizable tax deduction.  That's just what Mitt and I do.  We claimed a $77,000 loss on our horse, and it's all "legal".

Mrs. Romney dedicates the book to her horse and write-off, Rafalca (below).