Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Whites Not Welcome In White House Garden




Michelle Obama announced that her world-famous organic White House garden is not open to whites.  The Secret Service is under orders to bar all Caucasians from the garden and "No Whites" signs have been posted.  The ban includes Vice-President Biden.

"I'll keep out anybody I want," Mrs. Obama told the press.  "Let whites stay in their own gardens with their stupid-ass gnomes.  My garden is for people of color and white ain't a color."

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