Wednesday, May 30, 2012

"Can't This Bitch Make Me Some Kung Pao Chicken?"




First Lady Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to the White House kitchen last night, looking for Kung Pao Chicken, her favorite.  She never got it.

Pointing at Judy Chen, the only Asian among the Obamas' twelve chefs, Mrs. Obama said, "What about her?  Looks like she's worked in a few Chinese restaurants.  She speak English?"

It was explained to the First Lady that Ms. Chen is a pastry chef in charge of desserts.

"So?" the First Lady asked.  "She stop being Chinese?  She forget how to use a wok?  It's just chicken and peanuts.  This is bullshit."

Mrs. Obama stormed out of the kitchen and had takeout delivered from the Jade Palace.

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