Jonathan Goldsmith A Mystery to Michelle

When asked if she'd like to meet actor/beer salesman Jonathan Goldsmith, First Lady Michelle Obama replied, "Who?"  Aides showed her the above photo of the idol of millions.  Mrs. Obama asked, "Who's that?  Kenny Rogers on a bender?"

Mrs. Obama declined to meet the actor.  "Forget it.  I'm no Mexican.  I don't even speak Spanish.  Where's the buffet?"