Thursday, July 5, 2012

Pam Anderson Ring Card Girl For Mud-Wrestling Match





Pamela Anderson will be the ring card girl at the upcoming mud-wrestling match to determine who will be our next President.  The bout pits Obama's daughters against two of Romney's sons.  Don King, promoter of the match, made the announcement today in Las Vegas.

"Pam adds a touch of class as only she can," King said.  "She will pull in the all-important Baywatch demographic.  I predict ratings through the roof."

"I always wanted to try politics, and this is a fun way to jump in," Pam said.  "Plus, I love wrestling, either at home or in public."

                                     Bishop Desmond Tutu reacts to the choice of Pam.



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