Monday, July 23, 2012

First Prize: Dinner With Barack; Second Prize: Shower With Jerry Lewis




The White House announced today that donors to the Obama re-election campaign can win either dinner with the President on his birthday, or shower with Jerry Lewis.

"I'm thrilled to be part of this presidential campaign," commented the 86-year-old entertainer.  "It'll be fun.  I haven't showered with a stranger in a while, and I'm getting excited just thinking about it.  Be ready for hijinks, Mister Winner or Lady Winner.  I'll bring the soap!"

                                          "Win and I'll be calling you with the good news!"


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