Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Beyonce Endorses Pepsi, Nintendo, Perfume, Tommy Hilfiger, and Obama (In That Order)



Former contortionist Beyonce today endorsed President Obama while praising Michelle Obama as a "role model for African-American contortionists."

"She's humble, loving, and sensitive," Beyonce said of the First Lady.  "I'm so in awe of her.  Michelle, thank you so much for every single thing that you do for us."

Beyonce comes from a long line of circus performers.  As a child, she toured North America and was billed as Baby Pretzel.  She discovered that she could also sing and apparently has a recording career.


                                         Beyonce toned it down for the Obama Inaugural


Beyonce takes time out of a hectic schedule to care for her child, Blue Ivy.

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