Nation Screwed, Knows It

                       
                                              Bummed Uncle Sam knows how nation feels


A new Bloomberg/Associated Press poll shows a majority of Americans know that no matter who is President, they're screwed.

"Whether you pick the tax-sheltering Mormon or the half-black Hawaiian, you're shit-out-of-luck," summed up poll participant Ronald Elsdon.  "Out of 300 million people, that's it?  These two inexperienced bozos?  They couldn't get a job managing a Taco Bell."

                                                   One of two "inexperienced bozos"

                                                                The other one

"You can buy ammunition online, but I have to strip to board an airplane," noted Caitlin O'Neill.  "Will that change?  Hell no!"

Hector Alonzo said, "My home is in foreclosure.  My third-grader can't read, and I'm stuck working at Wal-Mart.  As my grandmother was fond of saying, welcome to fucked."

While stepping out of a limousine, First Lady Michelle Obama was asked for her reaction to the poll.

"Everything's coming up roses.  Four more years!"