Jackie Stallone Angry Over Honey Boo Boo's Fame

Celebrity crone Jackie Stallone vows revenge over being eclipsed on Obama Now News by Honey Boo Boo, our newly-crowned Queen of Pageviews and America's Sweetheart.  Honey's October Surprise has left Jackie growling in the dust.



Puts evil eye on Honey

"That little cracker has some nerve," growled Jackie through her dentures.  "I've been an award-winning astrologer and mother of celebrities for decades.  I put the evil eye on Honey.  Malocchio!  She better be careful crossing the street."

Honey Boo Boo had no comment since she's never heard of Jackie Stallone, Sylvester Stallone, or Frank Stallone.  She guzzled some Go Go Juice and burped.