Friday, October 26, 2012

Ann Romney Makes Meat Loaf; Meat Loaf Endorses Romney; Coincidence?


Just days after Ann Romney made meat loaf on Rachael Ray's cooking show, her husband was endorsed by Meat Loaf.

"The fix was in," said President Obama.  "Ann Romney's meat loaf recipe will attract women voters while middle-aged white men who know every song from Bat Out Of Hell go Republican.  Well-played, Mitt."

The meat loaf/Meat Loaf tie-in is earning praise and criticism among political pundits.  Conservatives see it as brilliant cross-gender marketing.

"The Romneys' net worth tops $250 million, yet here's Ann playing happy housewife, hands deep in the ground beef, while Mitt pretends he loves "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights," gushed Karl Rove.  "That's relatable.  Beats some bullshit organic garden."

"Oh, please," groaned Democratic consultant James Carville.  "Uptight Mormon Mitt has Meat Loaf on his iPod?  He's been to a midnight screening of Rocky Horror?  He's ever heard of Rocky Horror?  Ann Romney still cooks?  Kiss my Cajun ass."



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