A campaign rally that attracted 10,000 people in Waterloo, Iowa was delayed for twenty minutes today while First Lady Michelle Obama took a personal call from her hairdresser.
The hairdresser was using Air Force One to send Michelle her favorite shampoo. He was double-checking on how many bottles.
"And don't forget conditioner and relaxer," she instructed while the crowd wilted in record heat. "Lots of relaxer."
Paramedics treated eleven elderly locals for heat exhaustion.
After finally hanging up, the First Lady did not apologize. She stared back at the crowd and said, "What? First things first. You're lucky I even showed up. Where is this?"
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