Angry Romney: "No Crazy Chicks!"

Mitt Romney decreed today that he doesn't want any "crazy chicks" voting for him.

"Crazy chicks, give your vote to Obama," Romney insisted.  "He appreciates you.  Hell, he'd date you.  Give him your number."

When asked to define who he considers a "crazy chick," the candidate sighed and replied:

"Start with the female populations of Los Angeles, New York, Miami, San Francisco, Boston, and all the college towns.  Most crazy chicks went to college, encouraged by their crazy mothers.  Crazy chicks think their all-important career will save the planet and fulfill them, but not in that order."

"They drink too much, date too much, blame men, overshare, undertip, and place themselves at the center of the universe.  You know the type."



Hey, hey, ho, ho.  Crazy chicks have got to go.



Reacting to Romney

You know you're a crazy chick if you haul groceries in reusable cloth bags to your gas-guzzling SUV, which, of course, has no other passenger.

You know you're a crazy chick if you're carrying a yoga mat, a Kindle, cat food, but never a Bible or cash.

You know you're a crazy chick if you date black guys but will marry an Asian.

You know you're a crazy chick if you trade in the religion you were raised in for Buddhism or "being spiritual".

Crazy chicks reacted quickly to Romney's rejection.

"Fuck him, you know?" sneered Alissa.  "Who the fuck does he think he is?  Guys want me.  I'm hot.  Dude, I never leave a bar alone.  Drunk off my ass, but never alone."

Crazy chick doing laundry



Worn by President Obama

President Obama welcomed crazy chicks and acknowledged that he would date them.