Democrats desperate for ratings picked out-of-work actress Eva Longoria to address the nation and enlighten us. Star of Senorita Justice and a former Miss Corpus Christi, the pint-sized Mexican-American is hoped to appeal to voters who can't or won't speak English.
"I am a role model for Latino youth," commented Eva. "I'm from Shithole, Texas, twice-divorced, and yet I'm a millionaire. Anyone can do it."
Longoria even created her own perfume--EVA by Eva Longoria--described as "a citrus floral eau de parfum".
Her acting credits also include Flight Attendant #3 on Beverly Hills 90210.
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