The nation was stunned today by the news that the Surprisingly Powerful Erno has allied himself with The Great Misto. The latter made the announcement from deep inside his secret lair. The duo is working on getting every voter to pick President Obama on Election Day.
"I couldn't pick a better partner that the Surprisingly Powerful Erno," commented the Great Misto. "He ain't lying. He is surprisingly powerful. The guest room in my secret lair is his through November. And I'm happy to comply with his one condition: no ZZ Top jokes."
Erno declined comment.
Mormon missionaries have so far been unsuccessful in their quest to locate Misto's secret lair and remove the threat to Mitt Romney. Romney was visibly upset, near tears according to sources, by the news that Erno and Misto had joined forces.
The Great Misto
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