Grammy-Award winner Beyonce has joined Team Misto and brought designer Devohn with her.
"We're using mind power to get every American to vote for Barack in November," Beyonce said. "I can think of no greater ally than the Great Misto, my bald brother from another mother."
From deep within his hidden lair, the Great Misto acknowledged his newest ally.
"I'm happy as a pig in shit that Bey has hooked up with Team Misto," he said. "She and the Surprisingly Powerful Erno really increase my mental prowess. Those Mormons won't know what hit them."
Team Misto will look their best thanks to designer Devohn who's hard at work sewing snazzy costumes for the group.
"Ima make Lady Gaga look like a dead nun. Talking fierce with a capital F," commented Devohn with two snaps up.
Devohn!
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