10,000 Pageviews! Milestone, Baby, Milestone!

October kicked serious ass as Obama Now News roared past 10,000 pageviews.

Woo-hoo!  Open the champagne!


Our fans celebrate.

Love her or hate her, hyperactive Honey Boo Boo is our new break-out star.  Readers can't get enough of this kiddie-pageant cracker.  She's the babbling Baby New Year that snatched the queen's crown away from geriatric Jackie Stallone.  That's show biz.

Congratulatory calls and e-mails flood our office.  We've heard from Michelle Obama, Snooki, Count Chocula, Heckle and Jeckle, Mitt and Ann, Joe Biden, an envious Donald Trump, a hungry Chris Christie, SpongeBob, Newt Gingrich, Antonio Fargas, the loge of Dodger Stadium, Navy SEALS Team 6, Lindsay Lohan, Helen Thomas, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, and that hard-to-understand Huffington broad.

Diana Ross is happy for us.

Ain't no stoppin' us now!