One of the candidates during the second debate farted, according to moderator Candy Crowley. President Obama sniffed first and held his nose. He scowled at Mitt Romney who shook his head.
"It ain't me, babe. Whoever smelt it, dealt it," insisted Romney, pointing at Obama.
"No way, Jose," denied Obama, pointing back at Romney. "It's a broccoli fart, and I had steak and potatoes for dinner. "Fess up, Farty."
The White House announced that Romney's nerves caused the gas as well as his coining of the bizarre phrase "binders full of women."
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