Romney's Future: Jeopardy or Wheel Of Fortune?

Wheel or Jeopardy?

 Future game show host Mitt Romney faces the biggest decision of his career: whether to replace Pat Sajak or Alex Trebek.  Offers are on the table from both shows which want to reboot in 2013 with a fresh face.

"It's a no-brainer," notes Wheel Of Fortune Executive Producer Gary Sveda.  "Mitt looks and sounds like a genial game show host, someone you'd invite into your living room every night at seven.  He's got the grin and twinkling eyes older ladies love.  The touch of gray lends him gravitas.  He's perfect."

Jeopardy sweetened their offer today by including jobs for Romney's five sons.  "They can go get coffee," explained director Richard Evans.  "We'll do anything to sign Mitt.  I'll put his damn dressage horse on the show.  He can ride it onstage."

Asked for his reaction, a drunken Alex Trebek said, "I knew Art Fleming.  I drank with Art Fleming.  Mitt Romney is no Art Fleming.  Bastard."

Pat Sajak was unavailable due to a prior commitment at Pinkberry.

Vanna White said she'd welcome Romney "with open arms."

Sources at the Romney campaign revealed they are also exploring the possibility of Romney becoming a TV weatherman, the "white Al Roker."