Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Betty White Marries Dog

The groom licks the bride
TV's Golden Girl is also a Ggrrr Girl.  Betty White today married a Jack Russell Terrier she met only a month ago at a shelter.

"The heart wants what the heart wants," cooed White.  "Being from a different species should not be a barrier if both parties sincerely love each other.  I'm proud to be a pioneer.  Inter-species marriage is the new same-sex marriage.  You can learn a lot from an old gal like me."

Valerie Bertinelli, White's co-star on Hot In Cleveland, commented tersely on the marriage.

"I knew she'd snap."

 

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