Children Frightened By Barbara Walters' Face

Children across the nation were scared by the facelifted puss of Barbara Walters which appeared without warning on home TV screens.

Two of the victims

"Skyler dropped her juice box and ran screaming out of the room," said Betty Maxon of Kenosha, Wisconsin.  "Skyler's only three and has never seen Walters before.  She wasn't ready and scares easily.  The sight of so much plastic surgery on one face was just too much.  She cried for hours."

Walters was on Good Morning America helping raise funds for victims of Hurricane Sandy.

"I'm all for telethons," said Claire Humphries, mother of terrified son, Daniel, sixteen months.  "Did they have to use that crone?  Witchiepoo would be better, or Skeletor.  Walters is scarier than Meg Ryan without makeup.  Hey, ABC, warn us next time."