"I ain't never met them," Birgans said during booking. "Nah. I checked with my auntie. She say they not family. My auntie's never wrong. I wish we was related so I could get my ass paroled or pardoned or somethin'. Shit."
The White House Press Office confirmed that Mr. Birgans and his auntie are not related to the Obamas.
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