Monday, January 21, 2013

Michelle's New Wig Hit of Inauguration



First Lady Michelle Obama's new wig drew praise in the nation's Capitol and around the world.

"Girlfriend is stylin'," cheered Quinoa Bumpass, who attended the Inauguration ceremony.  "Ima get me one. Is that a Dionne Warwick or a Tyra?"

"That wig is fierce," insisted D'ijon Entree, a shoe designer from Baltimore.  "I ain't playin'.  The bitch has got it goin' on."  Mr. Entree danced Gangnam style to underscore his point.

Mrs. Obama revealed her wig is a recent purchase.

"I picked it up in Hawaii during our vacation.  I just had to have it.  It's made from Indian hair - dots, not feathers.  I put away my Afro-Puffs for good."

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