Monday, February 11, 2013

Pope: "I Am Out Of Here"




Pope Benedict XVI, Benny to his friends, resigned today and left the Vatican on his new motorcycle, a farewell gift from the Catholic Church.

"It's a sweet ride," confessed the pontiff.  "Beats that lame Pop-mobile and chicks dig it."

The Pope's other parting gifts include a condo in Tampa, a speed boat, and an undisclosed amount of cash.