Betty White Marries Dog

The groom licks the bride

TV's Golden Girl is also a Ggrrr Girl.  Betty White today married a Jack Russell Terrier she met only a month ago at a shelter.

"The heart wants what the heart wants," cooed White.  "Being from a different species should not be a barrier if both parties sincerely love each other.  I'm proud to be a pioneer.  Inter-species marriage is the new same-sex marriage.  You can learn a lot from an old gal like me."

Valerie Bertinelli, White's co-star on Hot In Cleveland, commented tersely on the marriage.

"I knew she'd snap."

 

Travolta, Kilmer and Kirstie Star in "The Expandables"

John Travolta, Val Kilmer and Kirstie Alley are set to star in The Expandables.   The film chronicles the trio's attempt to eat everything in sight.  The film is being produced next year by the Weinstein Company.

I used to be Batman.

Yum yum.  Eat 'em up.

The film, whose full title is The Expandables: Which Way To The Buffet?, co-stars Edward Furlong and Chaz Bono.  Over ninety per cent of the film's $26 million budget is for craft service.

If the first film is a hit, the actors will do a sequel, Expandables 2: Out Of Mayo.